I forgot to post these three things when they were released because I’m forgetful and lack content management aptitude.
CRACKED: I HELP OUT AT A HAUNTED TRAIL EVERY HALLOWEEN AND IT GAVE ME INSIGHT INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN
DOOM: I WROTE A FLASH FICTION PIECE AND A BUNCH OF JOKES ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES
YELL! MAGAZINE: I LISTED ALL OF ROB ZOMBIE’S MOVIES AND RANKED THEM.
These should keep you mentally and sexually satisfied for at least an hour.
-Daniel